The Hearty Hooligan Menu (Updated September 2025)
Welcome to The Hearty Hooligan, a beacon for vegan cuisine nestled in Hamilton, ON. Here, wholesome plant-based dishes take center stage, ensuring that every bite burst with flavor and creativity. The menu is thoughtfully crafted, featuring everything from their fan-favorite Garlic Bread to the indulgent Crunchwrap loaded with crumbles and cheese, making it a haven for both vegans and non-vegans alike.
Highlights include the Anti-Warrior Bowl, a delightful fusion of cheesy and crunchy textures that captivates every palate. The Chick’n Caesar Wrap is a must-try, filled with expertly marinated soy curls and housemade dressing, offering a fresh twist on a classic. Don't miss the exciting selection of milkshakes and divine desserts like their over-the-top cupcakes and cookies, sure to satisfy any sweet tooth.
The ambiance sets a warm and inviting tone, perfectly complemented by the friendly staff who ensure a memorable dining experience. The Hearty Hooligan transcends mere dining; it’s a community hub where the food is prepared with passion and served with love. Indulging here is not just a meal; it’s an experience that nourishes body and soul. Be sure to visit and relish the goodness this delightful cafe has to offer!
All Day - All Day Breakfast
Breakfast Sandwich
Homemade tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on buttered English muffin.
CA$9.50Smokey Maple Breakfast Sandwich
Housemade tofu egg with melted marble vegan cheese, a crispy deep fried hash brown, maple syrup, and your choice of seitan bacon or vegan sausage on a buttered English muffin.
CA$11.50Wake & Bake Wrap
Housemade tofu egg scramble, your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, and hash browns baked into a soft flour tortilla. Kick it up a notch by adding hot sauce!
CA$16.00Omelette Wrap
Housemade tofu egg, your choice of vegan sausage or seitan bacon, vegan marble cheese, green peppers mushrooms, tomatoes, and green onions baked into a soft flour tortilla.
CA$15.00Protein Breakfast Bowl
Gluten free. Black beans, housemade tofu scramble, housemade sweet chili heat cheese sauce, marble cheese shreds, corn chips, hot sauce, sour cream, and fresh tomato and green onion.
CA$16.00All Day - Loaded Fries
Uncle Moe's Million Dollar Birthday Fries
Topped with melty vegan cheese, housemade Tex-Mex taco beef, tomatoes, green onions and vegan sour cream.
CA$12.00Philly Cheesesteak Fries
Topped with Vegan beef made by our besties at Nonnos, housemade Philly cheese sauce, roasted green peppers, sauteed onions, and vegan cheese shreds.
CA$17.00Loaded Pierogi Fries*
Topped with melty vegan cheese, sauteed onion, vegan bacon bits, green onion and sour cream. Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as such, there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$11.00Dill Pickle Loaded Fries*
Topped with sauteed onion, melty vegan cheese, housemade creamy dill sauce, and shredded dill pickles. Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as such, there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$11.00Poutine
Topped with melty vegan cheese and smothered in our housemade savory vegan beef gravy.
CA$10.00All Day - Jumbo Hot Dogs
Classic Dog
Topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish.
CA$10.50Dilly Dog
Topped with melty vegan cheese, housemade dill sauce, crispy onions, shredded pickles, and mustard.
CA$13.50Loaded Nacho Dog
Topped with housemade sweet chili heat cheese sauce, melty vegan cheese shreds, crushed nacho chips, jalapenos tomatoes, and green onions.
CA$14.50All Day - Mains
Philly Cheesesteak
Vegan beef made by our besties at Nonnos, smothered in housemade Philly cheese sauce, roasted green peppers, sauteed onions, and cheese shreds on a locally made 9" bun.
CA$16.50Loaded Nachos
Corn chips topped with our housemade Tex-Mex taco beef, housemade sweet chili heat cheese sauce, marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, jalapenos, fresh green onion and tomatoes.
CA$18.00Mac & Cheese Bake
Housemade mac and cheese made with three different vegan cheeses, topped with extra cheese, a bread crumb topper and then baked.
CA$15.00Anti Warrior Bowl
Everything that a warrior bowl isn't in one signature dish. housemade mac and cheese blended with our housemade Tex-Mex style taco beef and topped with sweet chili heat Doritos, crispy onions, green onions and tomatoes. Keeping vegan trashy all day, everyday.
CA$18.00Loaded Pickle Mac
Housemade mac and cheese topped with housemade dill sauce, bacon bits, sauteed onion and dill pickles.
CA$17.00Chopped Cheese Sandwich
A NYC street corner bodega staple made vegan! A Beyond beef patty, smashed, mixed with two different cheeses, and cooked until both melty and crispy. Placed on a locally made toasted bun and topped with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and housemade vegan mayo.
CA$18.00French Dip
Featuring Nonno's Vegan Sliced Beef, piled on a locally made toasted sub bun, then topped with cheese shreds, sauteed onions, vegan garlic butter, and paired with a deep and flavourful vegan au jus for dipping.
CA$16.00All Day - Coffee
12 Oz Drip Coffee
Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by vintage coffee roasters.
CA$2.8016 Oz Drip Coffee
Fair trade, organic, and locally roasted by vintage coffee roasters.
CA$3.50All Day - Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate (12 Oz)
Made from scratch in house.
CA$3.75Hot Chocolate (16 Oz)
Made from scratch in house.
CA$4.50All Day - Loose Leaf Tea
Loose Leaf Tea (12 Oz)
Vegan, gluten free. fair trade, organic, and locally blended by terra teas.
CA$3.00Loose Leaf Tea (16 Oz)
Vegan, gluten free. fair trade, organic, and locally blended by terra teas.
CA$3.60Tea Latte (12 Oz)
Vegan, gluten free.
CA$4.00Tea Latte (16 Oz)
Vegan, gluten free.
CA$4.80All Day - Cold Drinks
Housemade Lemonade
Vegan, gluten free.
CA$3.00Housemade Berry Bliss Iced Tea
CA$3.50Rotating Featured Iced Tea
CA$3.50Iced Coffee
Vegan, gluten free.
CA$4.00Can Of Pop
CA$2.00All Day - Smoothies
Straw-Nana
Simple and classic! strawberries, bananas, and your choice of oat or soy milk.
CA$9.50Tropi-Cool
Mango, banana, pineapple, spinach, and your choice of oat or soy milk.
CA$11.00Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Strawberries, raspberries, peanut butter, bananas, and your choice of oat or soy milk.
CA$11.50All Day - Milkshakes
Vanilla*
CA$12.00Strawberry*
CA$12.00Funfetti*
CA$13.00Oreo
CA$13.00Mint Chocolate*
CA$13.00All Day - Snowstorms
Cookie Dough
CA$12.00Punkaroo
CA$12.00Banana Creme Pie
CA$11.00Oreo
CA$12.00All Day - Soups, Salad & Sandwiches
Garlic Bread
Locally made 9" sub bun slathered in housemade fresh vegan garlic butter served perfectly toasted. Add vegan cheese shreds for an extra cost.
CA$4.50Chicken Caesar Wrap
Marinated soy curl based chicken, leaf lettuce, croutons, vegan bacon bits and our classic housemade vegan Caesar dressing wrapped in a soft flour tortilla. *Available as a meal sized salad (gf upon request).
CA$14.00BLT
Smokey, crispy seitan bacon made by our friends at Sausage Party, housemade mayo, freshly sliced tomato and leaf lettuce on your choice of a soft flour tortilla or locally made 9" sub bun.
CA$16.00Soup
Vegan. Give us a call at 1-905-807-0577 to ask us what the soup of the day is.
CA$7.50All Day - Pizza Pockets & Rolls
Jumbo Pepperoni & Cheese Pizza Pocket
Vegan pepperoni, vegan marble cheese, and our classic pizza sauce baked inside a fluffy housemade yeast dough. Add housemade gar-parm dip for an extra cost.
CA$12.50Jumbo Deluxe Pizza Pocket
Vegan pepperoni, fresh peppers and mushrooms, vegan bacon bits, vegan marble cheese, and our classic pizza sauce baked inside a fluffy housemade yeast dough. Add housemade gar-parm dip for an extra cost.
CA$12.50Pizza Rolls
Hand rolled flatbread filled with garlic butter, our house prepared pizza sauce, vegan cheese shreds, vegan parmesan and vegan pepperoni, then baked until golden brown. Served with our signature housemade gar-parm dip.
CA$14.00BBQ Chicken Rolls
Salty, sweet, spicy, and smokey! BBQ soy curl chicken, pineapple, minced jalapenos, vegan garlic butter, vegan mozzarella, a BBQ sauce drizzle, and our housemade pizza sauce wrapped in a flatbread and baked til golden brown. Served with our signature housemade garparm dip.
CA$16.00All Day - Burritos
Crunchwrap
One of our most popular items! Our perfectly seasoned housemade Tex-Mex style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a flour tortilla.
CA$15.00Classic Burrito
Black beans, our housemade Tex-Mex style TVP "beef", marble vegan cheese shreds, vegan sour cream, fresh tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a flour tortilla.
CA$15.00Nacho Burrito
Tex Mex style TVP "beef", vegan cheese shreds, housemade cheese sauce, jalapenos, tomatoes, green onion, sour cream, and nacho chips baked inside a soft flour tortilla.
CA$15.00Anti Warrior Burrito
Housemade mac and cheese, Tex Mex style TVP "beef", sweet chili heat Doritos, crispy onions, tomatoes, and green onions baked inside a soft flour tortilla. Our most popular bowl made portable!
CA$16.00BBQ Chicken Mac And Cheese Burrito
Housemade mac and cheese, housemade soy curl based BBQ chicken, crispy onion, and green onion baked inside a soft flour tortilla.
CA$14.00All Day - Sides
Fries*
Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$4.00Hash Browns*
Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$4.00Soup
Give us a call at 1-905-807-0577 to ask us what the soup of the day is. gluten free.
CA$4.00Mac & Cheese
CA$4.00Caesar Salad*
*Gf upon request.* Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$6.00Gar-Parm Dip*
Starred items contain no gluten. Please inform your server of any allergies. Kitchen contains nuts, gluten, and soy, and as there is a risk of cross contamination.
CA$2.50All Day - Desserts
6 Assorted Vegan Cookies
Vegan.
CA$10.0012 Assorted Vegan Cookies
Vegan.
CA$20.006 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes
Vegan.
CA$17.5012 Assorted Vegan Cupcakes
Vegan.
CA$35.00Chocolate Chip Cookie
Vegan.
CA$2.00Punkaroo Cookie Sandwich
Vegan! Our signature dessert! A take on the classic childhood snack Dunkaroos, this is two giant punkaroo cookies with punkaroo icing in the middle!
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